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Listen guys, I’ve been around the block and Bhuna’d with the best, but you’d be doing your stomach an immense disservice by not sampling the fine wares of Rickshaw. The tremendous treats that tantilised my taste buds tonight is bar none the best takeaway I have ever had the pleasure of entering into my vacuous cavern of a face hole, and if you dare order from anywhere else I will hunt you down like a rabid dog and lecture you on where your life went wrong. Also quick delivery, thanks!
Dan
customer